A village in Texas is still missing its idiot.

I realize this blog is lacking in commentors and probably readers. Therefore, this post is merely for my own entertainment, hopefully it succeeds in easing a little depression.


Bush is still an idiot. Still stupid, still uneducated, still ignorant. Still less competent than that bum downtown who struggles to piece together complete sentences.


It's the 2007 Bushisms, folks! We elected a moron into office, so we might as well keep a tally on his ever-so-enlightening public speeches.
These are a few of my favorites:

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." --George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

"You know, I guess I'm like any other political figure: Everybody wants to be loved." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." --George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

"This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political." --George W. Bush, discussing the controversy surrounding Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." --George W. Bush, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

"There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

OK. First off, WE'RE the 'folks' who are bombing innocent people in Iraq! And YOU'RE the bigoted asshole who refuses to bring home the troops who are over there killing these people for no logical reason whatsoever.

Sorry, Junior, you don't deserve anyone's love.

In fact I cannot begin to comprehend how Laura, Barbara and Jenna can look at you with anything short of disgust in their eyes.

You deserve your nation's hate, resentment and punishment.

HAHAHAHA! This is so ridiculous I can only laugh! The Revolutionary War (1775–1783) did NOT take place two decades ago, in the 80's!

YOU of all people should know this as well as the difference between "decade" and "century". Read a book, dammit.

Dear Mr. President,

I am aware that you graduated High School with a C average and GPA of 2.0. However, this is not excuse enough to mix up words or use them incorrectly.

If by using the word "drug" when in fact you meant to say "dragged", is part of your scheme to come off as a "regular country fellow", you officially have permission to give up.

No one's buying it.

Again, read a fucking book.

As for the second to last quote. Did he really say BLOWHARDS? (I'm dying with laughter right now. He said this publicly, people!)

Is this really what political activists and punk musicians are to you? "Blowhards" who use "fancy" language?

Did you ever think maybe YOU'RE the stupid "blowhard" whose vocabulary couldn't even rival that of an illiterate kindergartener?

OK. You've stumped me here. "Death is terrible"? Really. You think so?

Then why, WHY do you continue to send soldiers to the Middle East to murder, rape and oppress innocent civilians?

How is this OK to you?

Do these deaths somehow not matter, possibly because you perceive them as less-than-human? Because, Mr. President, if this is the case then you have further proved that you are one racist, selfish, hypocritical son of a bitch.

More Bushisms here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm