Stinky fridge.

My refrigerator smells like ass. I'm pretty sure there's a dead mouse behind there somewhere. Fucking. Gross. This place needs a thorough winter cleaning, pronto.

"Blair Jay"

Jay is hilarious!



And here, my pretties, is his glorious blog: http://jaybrannan.blogspot.com

IMPEACH Dick Cheney!

We are being abused by the current Administration. It needs to end NOW. Wake up. React. DO SOMETHING.

Join Congressman Wexler's call for the impeachment of Vice President Dick Cheney. Sign the petition.

"The charges are too serious to ignore. There is credible evidence that the Vice President abused the power of his office, and not only brought us into an unneccesary war but violated the civil liberties and privacy of American citizens. It is the constitutional duty of Congress to hold impeachment hearings."

www.wexlerwantshearings.com

The fuck.

My mom eats really bullshitty food (even for breakfast), and yet continues to complain about her growing waistline?
Explain that one to me.

Also, I'm petitioning for 'loud chewing' and 'fork-biting' to be considered criminal offenses. (Violators will be shot.)

The displaced of New Orleans - 'The Big Easy'

I'm posting this because I feel like I should. I NEED to.

As you may or may not know, 2005's Hurricane Katrina has left thousands of New Orleans residents homeless and living in tents, under highways and anywhere they can seek some form of shelter. This alone is fucking devastating. We should all be outraged at a government that denies its citizens shelter.
Whether you're rich, poor, dark-skinned, or white as vanilla ice cream, shelter is a
BASIC. FUCKING. RIGHT.
Along with food and water, this is what we as humans need to survive.

Well, not only is the government refusing to shelter its citizens, it has also made plans to demolish the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) trailers which have provided shelter to 50,000 families affected by Hurricane Katrina.

Not only that, but now the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development wants to demolish about 4,500 public housing units at four of the city’s largest complexes and replace them with mixed-income neighborhoods.

Instead of remodeling existing public housing, new units will be erected a available to 'mixed-income' families. (read: the new housing units will be so expensive, only middle and upper-class citizens can afford to live there)
Do you know what I call this?
I call it RICH PEOPLE FUCKING OVER POOR PEOPLE .
And this isn't the first time it's happened. The wealthy have in recent years made a point of buying up property in traditionally low-income, inner-city neighborhoods, only to resell it to wealthy investors looking to reside in the heart of 'downtown'.

More displaced, poor homeless people. The government couldn't give a shit less.

Here's the wonderful Feministe blog entry regarding these issues.

Until a few years ago, gay sex was illegal in the U.S.

Did you know that sodomy (any sexual act which does not lead to procreation) was illegal in several of the "United" States prior to 2003? Yeah, really.
In fact, in Idaho one could receive a sentence of life imprisonment for sodomy (including buttsex). This would be funny if it weren't so fucking twisted and unfair. Link, baby.

This video clip excerpt from Michal Moore's (former) program 'The Awful Truth' is old, but still neat. Check it.

Sherri Shepherd is a fucking twat.

Remind me what the fuck she's doing on TV again?
Aside from not knowing whether or not the earth is flat and believing that NOTHING existed before the birth of christ (and thus disregarding the entire first testament of her beloved fictitious novel), the dumbass now exclaims that "OMGZ NO BOI BE ALLOWED WEAR NO DRESS IN MY HAUS!!!!!11111eleventy-one!!!11",

I fucking hate her. Everytime I watch her my IQ drops a few points. COMPLETE MORONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE.




How funny would it be if her hand got stuck in a blender tomorrow? Oh, come one... you'd be happy too.

The madness never ends!!!

I had to post this.

Aside from our president being a lying fraud on the issue of Iran's nuclear weapons program, I've got even MORE shittery to inform you of.

The Texas Education Agency has fired its top science advisor because she promotes evolution.

Yep. You read that right. She was FIRED for advocating EVOLUTION... you know, that myth only atheist heathens believe?

Seriously. The United States is THAT far behind... you can lose your job for saying that evolution is in fact true. What kind of backwards nation am I living in?

(Click the links, bitchez.)

Thanks, Shakes!

Don't move to the United States. Ever.

Hey, guess what? I've got PROOF the United States sucks. Don't move here. Move to Canada.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/4/82551/91265
Here are a few excerpts, but visit the link for more.


Bush: 62,027,582 votes. Kerry: 59,026,003 votes. Number of eligible voters who didn't show up: 79,279,000. That's more than a third. Way more. If more than a third of Iraqis don't show for their election, no country in the world will think that election legitimate.

Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe.

"U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower". Been to Mexico lately? Does it look "developed" to you? Yet it's the only "developed" country to score lower in childhood poverty.

"The U.S. and South Africa are the only two developed countries in the world that do not provide health care for all their citizens".

WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND. Holy shit. London, here I come.

Lack of health insurance coverage causes 18,000 unnecessary American deaths a year. (That's six times the number of people killed on 9/11.)

(But it's okay, because the government hates poor people anyway.)

"The International Adult Literacy Survey...found that Americans with less than nine years of education 'score worse than virtually all of the other countries'"

When your government is out to get you...

So, I know I haven't posted in a month. SORRY!
Um, let's see... yesterday I took my SAT and it was nowhere near as horrible as expected. Thankfully. Today I need to order some new skateboard stuff... so I can skate before it snows.
My hair is LONG, people! Anyway, I felt the need to post today, so here goes.

As hopefully everyone knows, in the United States, nearly half of the population lacks health insurance, making it nearly impossible for them go to the doctor for checkups or (for example) afford care prior to an accident.

Well, two days ago, a man held several people hostage at a Hillary Clinton campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire... with what seemed to be a bomb strapped to his chest (but turned out to be road flares). SHOCK! HORROR! Yes, what this person did is terrible, and the ordeal was certainly traumatic for everyone involved. But what's even worse, is the reason for which the hostage-taker committed this crime. It was merely as a last resort, it seems.

The reason was that Leeland Eisenberg, 46, merely NEEDED psychiatric care and was unable to receive it due to his financial status. THIS MAN CANNOT AFFORD PROPER CARE.
This country breeds criminals out of poverty and lack of healthcare and financial aid from the government. This is a lesson in how NOT to run a nation, people.


Anyway, here's the link: http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/12/02/america/clinton.php

I thought I'd become immune.

To colds that is. Man, was I wrong.
I'm thoroughly sick for the first time in over a year. I've been misspelling and misstyping things all day, I can't even think straight.
I feel like hell. You don't even want to know what I look like!

Oh and, has my hair really grown that much?! I hadn't really noticed, I thought it was pretty long in June, too... hmm. I should get a trim soon. And some color perhaps?

I love you all, my pretties.

I've started listening to GlassJAw again, I think I almost forget how much I love that band. And Daryl Palumbo.

Head Automatica <3

This is the funniest, poppiest rock song, and it makes me want to dance my ass off for ages.




I'm posting more Head Automatic is my music blog.
musicupthea.blogspot.com

Circa Survive - second time around.

I saw Circa Survive last night.

Sure, I saw them at Warped Tour, but they sure as hell weren't headlining.

Dear And The Headlights opened up, they put on a great show and their stuff is actually really good so I'll be checking it out.

Unfortunately, last night's crowd was the lamest I had ever seen in my life. These kids looked dead. Or stoned. Someone forgot to give them the memo that ROCK SHOWS ARE FOR ROCKING OUT, not stand still and slightly bobbing your head. People should've been dancing.

Next out was Fear Before The March Of Flames. They kicked so much ass, I have got to go see them again! I had honestly forgotten how much I used to like them. Man they were awesome.

Third band on stage was OURS. Eh... I must say I was not impressed. They sound like the illegitimate child of Muse, Radiohead and Scott Stapp of Creed. But not in a good way! I swear they ripped off Muse, which was really sad because the singer kept inserting Christianity references in every other line, which I sure didn't appreciate. But I must say, the end of their set was BRILLIANT! It consisted of an epic 12-minute instrumental jam straight out of Mars Volta land.

And then Circa took the stage. Holy fucking hell.

I've never seen rowdier, more violent crowds than at Circa Survive shows. Which is kind of odd, seeing as none of their songs are very fast or, uh, angry.

The same thing goes for their Warped Tour performance (where I couldn't even breathe). The audience decided to cram, shove and maul their way to the front of the stage. Luckily I had managed to get their just minutes before the battle began.

About 5 minutes into the set two blonde, wasted chicks decided it would be a good idea to cram their way up next to me. BAD IDEA. The girl who made it the farthest proceeded to kick, shove and squeeze me up against the barricade, thoroughly bruising my ribs.

She also managed to spill BEER all over my shirt. But the ironic part was that she kept saying "I don't want to hurt you, I'm here for peace. Peace." Fucking hippie, go drink somewhere else.

I will never understand those who get drunk at shows they'd like to remember. Those people do not deserve to be up front.

Unfortunately the small girl on the other side of the blonde couldn't take it after a while and had to leave.

I yelled at the bitch, used a few choice words and called over a guard who finally pulled the drunk chick and her friend away from the barricade.

Finally, she was gone and I could enjoy the last third of the show, undisturbed. God I love Circa Survive. Anthony Green is a fucking lyrical genious! When they played Act Appalled, everyone LOST it. I jumped up and down and headbanged even though I was pressed up against the barricade so tightly I could hardly move. But it was sheer brillance.

During their last song, Dear And The Headlights, whose last show it was, came out on stage with their instruments and rocked it with the Circa boys.

The lights, giant balloons and confetti were definitely a nice touch too, I dare say.

Afterwards, we left the venue and hunted down the tourbus. We waited for about 30 minutes and then finally got to meet the band. I think we met Colin first. He was so incredibly cool! We talked a little bit, he signed my stuff and took a picture with me and actually complimented my Deftones shirt. Totally incredible. And I got to hold his can of Coke.

Then we met Nick, who was ironically eating cake a fan had brought for the band. Awesome. Nick is the coolest, funniest guy ever. I don't remember what all we talked about, but whatever it was, it kicked.

He signed my stuff and I got a picture with him. He actually had me feed him cake for the picture. Seriously, and I have proof.

We met Brendan next, which was equally awesome. My mind must have blacked out or something, because I hardly remember meeting him. Hmm... I got a picture and stuff signed anyway.

ANTHONY GREEN.

This guy is definitely one of my heroes, and I got to meet him. He's the coolest person, and so... real. It's really nice when bands aren't assholes who don't give a shit about their fans. We talked for quite a while, and he kept saying "Thanks", when he signed my stuff, so I was like "For what, letting you sign my stuff?", and he said "Yeah, and for being so cool." Anthony fucking Green said I was cool. Yeah. I totally hugged him.

Did I mention he's even awesome while relatively drunk (I think) and covered in sweat? Well, he is.

I MET CIRCA SURVIVE!

Anthony also told me that there should be a new record out next year. I simply cannot wait.

Circa, I love you more than I could ever put into words.

For my viewing pleasure...

Ticket, signed and unsigned.

Juturna

On Letting Go

When Anthony attacked the Fear Before The March Of Flames set.

And my new favorite article of clothing:

House Passes Thought Crime Prevention Bill

Link to the full text of the bill and other information:

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h110-1955

House Passes Thought Crime Prevention Bill

by Jefferson (A)bbey Thursday Oct 25th, 2007 3:51 PM

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/200...5/18456040.php

The U.S. House of Representatives recently passed HR 1955 titled the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. This bill is one of the most blatant attacks against the Constitution yet and actually defines thought crimes as homegrown terrorism.

http://www.truthnews.us/?p=470


"Lee Rogers Rogue Government October 25, 2007 The U.S. House of Representatives recently passed HR 1955 titled the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007.

This bill is one of the most blatant attacks against the Constitution yet and actually defines thought crimes as homegrown terrorism.

If passed into law, it will also establish a commission and a Center of Excellence to study and defeat so called thought criminals. Unlike previous anti-terror legislation, this bill specifically targets the civilian population of the United States and uses vague language to define homegrown terrorism. Amazingly, 404 of our elected representatives from both the Democrat and Republican parties voted in favor of this bill.

There is little doubt that this bill is specifically targeting the growing patriot community that is demanding the restoration of the Constitution.

First let’s take a look at the definitions of violent radicalization and homegrown terrorism as defined in Section 899A of the bill.

The definition of violent radicalization uses vague language to define this term of promoting any belief system that the government considers to be an extremist agenda.

Since the bill doesn’t specifically define what an extremist belief system is, it is entirely up to the interpretation of the government.

Considering how much the government has done to destroy the Constitution they could even define Ron Paul supporters as promoting an extremist belief system.

Literally, the government according to this definition can define whatever they want as an extremist belief system. Essentially they have defined violent radicalization as thought crime."

Follow the links to read the entire story.

And I thought the Shac 7 ordeal was scary. http://www.shac7.com/case.htm


http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/ is a wonderful resource.

READ 1984 AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

1984 was written by George Orwell in the 1930's. The contents of that book is now becoming a truly frightening reality.

This is just disturbing.

"Check out the first television interview with Armin Meiwes, the German who's serving a life sentence for killing and eating a man.
Actually, don't check it out. It's depressing and disturbing. Actually, that link isn't even to a video, it's just an article summarizing the key points of the interview.
But what key points they are.It turns out we don't taste like chicken after all.
Human flesh, according to a guy who really knows, tastes like pork, which means that the converse should be true as well, and this is important, because every argument in favour of meat consumption ultimately collapses into "I like the taste."Pork tastes like people.
Why the hell do people eat pork? What's wrong with them?"

And I wholeheartedly concur.

(Thank you tastebetter.com!)

So, in essense, human flesh tastes like pork and (some) people eat pork. So... if it's the flavor you like, why not eat humans instead of exploiting voiceless, innocent animals?
Or go eat yourselves, perhaps? That is the only humane meat, after all.

Teh Secks.

I have a new love.


Go here for more awesome music: musicupthea.blogspot.com

Because they have to lie in order to get you on their side.

The story of citizens being lied to and tricked into signing a petition to ban gay marriage.

Walmart Watch officially owns my soul.

For Harry Potter lovers and Walmart haters alike.



That is, by far, the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Speaking the truth.

This is a series of excerpts from FOX News Channel. This is the type of "news" consumed by millions of Americans, people. Watch and be appalled.




And now for a very true and revolutionary speech from the very revolutionary RATM frontman Zach De La Rocha (have my babies? Please?):

"A good friend of ours said that if the same laws were applied to U.S. Presidents as were applied to the Nazi's after World War II, then every single one of 'em, every last rich white one of 'em from Truman on would have been hung to death, and shot.

And this current administration is no exception.

They should be hung, and tried, and shot. As any war criminal should be.

But the challenges that we face, they go way beyond administrations.

Way beyond elections. Way beyond every four years of pulling levers.

Way beyond that, because this whole rotten system has become so vicious and cruel, that in order to sustain itself, it needs to destroy entire countries, and profit from their reconstruction, in order to survive, and that's not a system that changes every four years, it's a system that we have to break down generation after generation after generation after generation after generation. Wake up."

Congratulations...go home now.

Guess who I'll be seeing on Thursday?

Circa Survive <3 (For the second time in 3 1/2 months!)


Fear Before The March Of Flames


OURS


Dear And The Headlights


I can't fucking wait. I need to meet Circa Survive!


Other bands you should listen to:
The Metrosexuals
Bat For Lashes
Broken Social Scene
Silversun Pickups
Deerhoof
Washington Project
Noisettes
Zolof & The Rock and Roll Destroyer
Sound of Animals Fighting
The Dear Hunter
Men, Women & Children
Gliss
Jenna Legear
Fractal Pattern
January Jaunt
Zazie
Slingshot Dakota

Gay Rights = God's wrath unleashed on California

"Ex-gay" asshole James Hartline (what drugs is he on?) thinks the reason Southern California currently resembles an Armageddon-esque inferno is because GOD IS PUNISHING SAN DIEGO FOR SUPPORTING TEH GAYZ!!!!1111

The conservative doucheface said:

"They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal
brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!"
Then Mayor Jerry Sanders* mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage.
And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!"
And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.
And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels."


*Jerry Sanders, of course, is the Republican (mayor of San Diego) who tearfully expressed his intention to reverse his stance on same-sex marriage after realizing he could not tell his lesbian daughter than her relationship was fundamentally different from and less important than that of a mixed-sex couple's.


This country is FUCKED.
Oh, and is anyone else still utterly mortified that the fucking Terminator holds a position of governmental office?
Then again, former president (and total asshole) Ronald Regan was a movie star prior to his time in office and motherfucking tool/republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson WAS A REGULAR ON LAW & ORDER. Seriously!!!


(Thanks to Shakesville for posting this)

Bloc Party - Flux

Holy fuck, you guys. The new Bloc party single, 'Flux' has arrived, and I absolutely adore it!
I want London <3

No Rights, Baby

Oh, in case you weren't aware, gays still cannot get married in the United States (except Massachusetts). They are also not allowed to donate blood, even after having been checked for HIV/AIDS. They're also not allowed to serve in the U.S. military (as openly gay). Yeah.
'Land of the Free'? HUH?

Yeah fucking right.

What a charming man!

Part of 'Housewife' (live from Tel Aviv)


'Soda Shop' (live from Tel Aviv)


I wish I were gay right(and lived in Massachussets) now, ya'know... so I could marry such a pretty boy.

So I suppose this blog will become quite a bit more politicized. Because desperate times call for desperate measures.

To my 'cupcake'...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MALIN DARLING!!!!!

I sent you a birthday comment on myspace yesterday, check your profile!

Love you, babe <3

You're kind of blonde, but you're still the best (:

Headlock.

I'm on fire.

I totally saw Bloc Party live last weekend, as many of you dear friends know. And I fangirled for real when I got to hold Kele's hand. TWICE. Shut up, he's my celebrity crush.

THEY DEDICATED UNIFORM TO ME. (Because I was dancing like a possessed woman throughout the set). Chyeah. And afterwards I got to meet drummer Matt "I only rarely keep my shirt on" Tong and Russell "hide your daughters while I play a mean guitar" Lissack.

There were hugs. There were autographs.

THERE WAS A BLOC PARTY TOURBUS WITHIN INCHES OF ME.

Best concert ever. Go here: musicupthea.blogspot.com to see footage from the show.

Kele tried to get me up onstage during 'Helicopter' (I had screamed for that song all evening), but the 4'10 guard wouldn't allow it. Fucker.
Also, Damn the House Of Blues for not allowing moshing.

Olie (I'm keeping the nickname Jay gave you), till dig:

Och till dig, Malin (jag vet vad du gillar, eller vad du borde gilla...) ======>

Ett ord för er, mina vänner: Negernäsa.

JAG SAKNAR ER, KÄÄÄRA IB-NÖRDAR <3

compliments

We sit and we sigh

And nothing gets done

So right, so clued-up

We just get old

And all the while

Been torn asunder
Nicotine

And bacteria

What are we coming to

What are we going to do.

Tonight I did some deep thinking and some much needed soul-searching. It was definitely neccessary for me, mentally.

After a very tedious and unnerving lecture by my mother I decided I needed to find some sort of clarity to put my mind at ease. Instead of pulling my hair out, pushing buttons and yelling, I took a deep breath, said "I understand and respect your sentiments" and stepped outside. Green tea in hand, I covered myself in a blanket and turned on my iPod.

Kele's belting-out of such heartwrenching words was, ironically, what I needed to hash out my own thoughts.

I've been so tense and stressed, anxious and on edge ever since I can remember. I'm not quite sure why. I suppose it's a byproduct of the emotional environment I grew up in. But that's a different story.

I took several deep and drawn-out breaths and leaned back in my chair. As I looked up at the sky, the stars and the nearly full moon, I let it all out. Every emotion I've been feeling, every ounce of pent-up anxiety and resentment, and everything I fail to put into words.

For once I could actuallly appreciate the sweet scent of freshly cut grass, the chirping of insects(ew) nearby and the whisper of cars in the distance. At least it's life.

And not to sound too ethereal, but isn't life all we really have? The only thing we can ever know for certain is the reality of life and death. Everything else is icing.

And I know I've always said that I really only want to do what will make me happy, and I know many of you say the same. But what is happiness? What will it take to reach it? Will you ever reach it, are you planning on it or are you planning on living life the way others would have you?

Because, again, life goes on while we're busy planning.

I also realized that life is too short to walk around with a grudge weighing me down. Sure, I'll always be pissy, opinionated and not afraid to speak. But I also can't let past events hold me back, conciously or subconciously.

So I sorted through my thoughts, through past relationships, resentment and "failures". I've vowed to live life on my own terms from now on. To not let others' doubt or blackmail dictate what I choose to do. Because that would only lead to certain unhappiness. And I'm through with that shit. I'm through with depression and I'm through with guilt.

Yeah, I've fucked up. A LOT. But I can own it, perhaps regret it, and look past it.

Instead of fighting with my mom like I did with my dad, I'll inhale/exhale and smile. I already have one fucked-up child/parent relationship, I might as well build and salvage the one that remains. It's my only chance.

And I miss all of my friends. I feel like I've abandoned so many people. I'm really, really sorry... I cannot stress this enough. But true friends will always be friends. They always remember and love no matter what. I'm sure I have some great, wonderful friends that will be there forever and always. And they'll receive the same from me in return.

How can i seem so visibly ungrateful? So seemingly selfish?

Why am I so judgmentally hypocritical?

Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with me?

How the fuck can I manage to seem so put-together and in control when I'm anything but? Maybe it goes unnoticed because I generally prefer not to weigh others down with the burden of my quandary?

I'm a headcase.

God. I am such a bitch.

A village in Texas is still missing its idiot.

I realize this blog is lacking in commentors and probably readers. Therefore, this post is merely for my own entertainment, hopefully it succeeds in easing a little depression.


Bush is still an idiot. Still stupid, still uneducated, still ignorant. Still less competent than that bum downtown who struggles to piece together complete sentences.


It's the 2007 Bushisms, folks! We elected a moron into office, so we might as well keep a tally on his ever-so-enlightening public speeches.
These are a few of my favorites:

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." --George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

"You know, I guess I'm like any other political figure: Everybody wants to be loved." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." --George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

"This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political." --George W. Bush, discussing the controversy surrounding Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." --George W. Bush, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

"There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

OK. First off, WE'RE the 'folks' who are bombing innocent people in Iraq! And YOU'RE the bigoted asshole who refuses to bring home the troops who are over there killing these people for no logical reason whatsoever.

Sorry, Junior, you don't deserve anyone's love.

In fact I cannot begin to comprehend how Laura, Barbara and Jenna can look at you with anything short of disgust in their eyes.

You deserve your nation's hate, resentment and punishment.

HAHAHAHA! This is so ridiculous I can only laugh! The Revolutionary War (1775–1783) did NOT take place two decades ago, in the 80's!

YOU of all people should know this as well as the difference between "decade" and "century". Read a book, dammit.

Dear Mr. President,

I am aware that you graduated High School with a C average and GPA of 2.0. However, this is not excuse enough to mix up words or use them incorrectly.

If by using the word "drug" when in fact you meant to say "dragged", is part of your scheme to come off as a "regular country fellow", you officially have permission to give up.

No one's buying it.

Again, read a fucking book.

As for the second to last quote. Did he really say BLOWHARDS? (I'm dying with laughter right now. He said this publicly, people!)

Is this really what political activists and punk musicians are to you? "Blowhards" who use "fancy" language?

Did you ever think maybe YOU'RE the stupid "blowhard" whose vocabulary couldn't even rival that of an illiterate kindergartener?

OK. You've stumped me here. "Death is terrible"? Really. You think so?

Then why, WHY do you continue to send soldiers to the Middle East to murder, rape and oppress innocent civilians?

How is this OK to you?

Do these deaths somehow not matter, possibly because you perceive them as less-than-human? Because, Mr. President, if this is the case then you have further proved that you are one racist, selfish, hypocritical son of a bitch.

More Bushisms here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Re: "I'm an asshole"

Hahaha. You reap what you sow, folks.

Yahoo! News writes:
"Pro wrestler Benoit's concussions may have contributed to killings of wife, son"


This moment calls for a "DUH!!!!!".
Chris Benoit, the pro wrestler who recently murdered his wife, kid and then himself suffered from brain damage. Yes. Please tell me this doesn't strike you as surprising.

IF SOMEONE PUMMELS YOUR HEAD REPEATEDLY FOR YEARS ON END CHANCES ARE IT WILL AFFECT YOUR BRAIN IN A NEGATIVE WAY.

Also:
"Steroid use also has lingered as a theory behind the killings, since anabolic steroids were found in Chris Benoit's home and tests conducted by authorities showed Benoit had roughly 10 times the normal level of testosterone in his system when he died."

Drugs are STILL bad, kids. If you feel the sudden urge to put an end to all life in your surroundings, chances are you're fucked up and need to lay off the drugs. Lay off the damn testosterone.

What I want to know is: How can you possibly be so caught up in a sport that you will ingest/inject TEN TIMES the normal amount of testosterone into your own body and not expect a negative outcome?


I liken this to the Steve Irwin "freak" death incident. If you're messing with something that's not good for you, could possibly kill or impaire you for life, then you've got it comin'.

But it sure is a shame that Steve Irwin's daughter no longer has a dad (due to his own dumbassness), and that Benoits wife and son fell victim to his hittoomanytimesinthehead and 'roid rage.

Gulf War II

I love the Onion!

"Military Promises 'Huge Numbers' For Gulf War II: The Vengeance"

Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush

Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden-Age Clinton

My mother is drinking liquor at 2 pm on a Saturday.

And my aunt was drinking beer at 1 am and popped open her first for today just after breakfast... but maybe it has something to do with her son getting married. Who knows.

This is too much. It just makes me want to cry.

I'm just glad I'll never let myself end up like that.

Surreal, surreal...

So... guess where I'll be on Sunday?

Yeah. That says Incubus and The Bravery.

My favorite band (Incubus of course). FINALLY!

On a slightly hurt and annoyed note:
I distinctly heard Kaceria (my cousin) ask me whether I had been gaining weight.

Me: What?
Kaceria: Oh, I didn't say anything.
Me: WHAT did you just say?
Kaceria: .......

The hell you didn't say anything.

IS THIS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS? And seeing as I've been obsessively fixated with my appearance for a good 10 years, is this any way to make me feel like I just might be OK?

Fuck.

So... I'm gonna start running everyday and sustaining myself on nothing but grapes and raw veggies.

Officer Suspended Over `Ghetto Handbook'

My foot itches severely and I am convinced my bed has been attacking me. But enough of that (See what I did there? I actually diverted attention from worthless personal information to actual news!).


A Houston police officer was recently suspended by the Houston Independent School District for distributing copies of a so-called "Ghetto Handbook" to 15 fellow officers at a May meeting.

The Handbook contained a type of "Ebonics dictionary", intended for use in deciphering the dialect and slang used predominantely by black teens.

The handbooks were immediately confiscated by a supervisor and were not further distributed or used in the school or by members of faculty.

BUT. The question is: Why did it take 3 months for news of this horrendous act of racism to surface?

I must say, I am surprised that this was even reported at all.
Though the newscaster's briefing on the scandal lasted a mere minute, while the sports segment of the "news" lasted a quarter of an hour.


Racism is NOT history, guys. It's the reality of the present. This is not the land of freedom and civil rights.


Read on here: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hYJdpWZpV2E37eKMQqh6ahBPwffQ

What to do in corrupt society? Laugh.

Can someone tell me what happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?
Or the Separation of Church and State?
Or the Right to Religious Freedom?

Now, what about simple compassion and the value of human life. Why is a posse of mindless, heartless, evil drones running this country?


The L.A. Times has released a letter from a Guantanamo Bay detainee. (ok, this is old news, but it's terrible)

This (completely innocent!) man has been detained at Guantanamo Bay (nazi-esque concentration and execution camp) for several years.
He has lived under extremely poor and inhumane conditions and has never once awaited trial or been given the chance to defend himself.
He has attempted suicide, as this would be more bearable than the agony he has been forced to endure.

Read the entire letter on Mark's blog. Yeah I know I'm badass for linking to someone else's blog: http://http//panasonicyouth.buzznet.com/user/journal/101866/


These innocent detainees are treated like animals. No, worse. They're treated like the scum of the Earth, like something you've never seen. In a manner you could never imagine.

This needs to end NOW. I demand for all of the prisoners to be released from Guantanamo Bay as well as from the secret camps we are told exist, but whose locations remain unknown to the public.

There is nothing free or brave about these States anymore. We reside in an autocracy comparable only to the heinous, bloodthirsty dictatorships of our history books.
*coughHitlerStalinMaoMussolinicough*

For the record, I steal from other people's blog on a regular basis. If I'm unable to come up with anything shockingly ludicrous on my own.

Anti-Christian Jeans Are a Trend in Sweden

So I about laughed up my cake after seeing this. Old news but whatever.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180171,00.html

Oh, don't act like you care.

(You see, I'm fond of neither children nor my grandmother.)

I Scored a 100%!

That's right, motherfuckers! At least I'm good at something.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
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I am a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible person.
And I'm having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day(s).

Why, you ask?

Well, the guilt. And righteously so, it seems. I can't get away from it (as always) and I feel sick to my stomach because of the nerves.
But this happens alot... I've got anxiety issues out the ass. I think it's my childhood and psychological state all wrapped into one.

And my hate... of things. I just feel so tense everywhere. The way I used to feel everytime I walked into my dad's house.

And people keep dying. The wrong people. It's just never fair, is it?

The greats die and refuse to reproduce while the idiotic morons procreate and further pollute with their right-wing, ignorant, hate-mongering spawn.

Religion can suck it. Organized, facist government can too.

I really hope I don't EVER take my depression to any type of extreme. I should probably be talking to actual people, not a blog about this, right?

Maybe. Possibly. But counselors and psychiatrists haven't worked in the past 16 years. They're the kind of people who make money off of the misery of others. And they don't solve anything do they? No. Not really. At best they'll prescribe you another drug so THEY don't have to deal with your emotions.

And fuck drugs. Seriously, I wish they didn't exist. I wish they and weapons didn't exist.

I'm just a sad girl who thinks too much and keeps her emotions to herself. Ugh. Maybe it'd be better if I was one of those jerks who breaks shit at random to vent their anger?
I don't know.

Disregard this post, please.

These States.

Police officers arrested teens and strangled a 13-year old girl for SKATEBOARDING.
Doesn't this country have bigger issues to worry about? Apparently not.

I fucking hate cops.

Toothpaste For Dinner

It's not okay

It's not fine with me that loved ones come home and have a drink at 5 pm (today 3:30).
It's definitely not ok when this happens every single day and continues throughout the evening.
It's not ok that every person I know here drinks and drives.

Since when am I a parent?

Like hell we are anxiously waiting

SO, the war in Iraq has now cost American texpayers 1 trillion dollars as of a few days ago (or so they say, it's probably been longer still).
Know how much that is?
it's...

$1,000,000,000,000.
Fucking hell. (I do believe that is the term for which you were searching right about now)



Let's see... that would buy you... the world.

They don't tell you this shit on TV, they don't tell you on the radio, and they most certainly don't teach you this shit at school.

See, Americans* are stupid, it's true.
But it's all by design, it's intentional.




*And by Americans I mean 95% of the people you see on the streets, in your favorite restaurant or in a public classroom.

New Statistics!

^^ THAT sound like a great name for a band.


Lately I've been ill and writing songs constantly. I miss my guitar and my people.


According to Dr. Drew, 1 in 5 bulimics die of the addiction. Holy shit, man.

What will Christians come up with next?

I have serious issues with religion.
Witness.


http://dormitem.com/blog/193


Damn evangelists.

Just as I thought our little society might be doing OK...

So I was just listening to an old airing of Loveline (with Stryker and Dr. Drew) on Youtube and I witnessed the inevitable (if you're living in America, that is).

This 'telephone actress' (or phonesex pro for us mortals) was wondering how to amp up her profession basically. So Dr. Drew and Stryker told her to mention the word 'holocaust' in her little run-through about who she is and what she looks like.

SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HOLOCAUST WAS.

Oh my fucking Jesus Christ.

A 25-year old (I think) from California said that, folks.

But then, that's the American educational system for you.


I'm off to shoot myself in hopelessness.

Lauren -- [noun]: A hard-core grave robber 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Agreed?

Her excuse?

Mother loves to smoke.

Her friend's here right now.
Mom mentioned she doesn't want my music shared right now. Fine. I shut it off.
Not that I can listen to my vice elsewhere, seeing as my mp3-player is still dysfunctional(!!!).

I had one request. "Then please don't share your cigarettes with the house and non-smokers."
Her response was "Well, I'm the adult and the owner. And I have company tonight. You can go somewhere else where there isn't any smoking going on."

DA;IWEOJRAW9485P2379590!!!!!$#w%^&%^&*!!!

Pfft, like such a place exists here. Because smoke spreads throughout the entire house in the course of a few minutes, thus rendering the home a sanctuary for nicotine whores.
So... what's the deal with going OUTSIDE to smoke? i don't get it.

And I really don't feel like having my food seasoned with the aroma of pesticides and tobacco.
I'm hoping she'll understand the distastefulness of the habit once she's stopped.

I informed her of a few of the effects of smoking (as if she was previously unaware).
Response?
"Well other things kill too"
What, like guns? Do I own a gun? No. Bad comeback, mother.

That's it.

Music Up The A

I now have a music blog: http://musicupthea.blogspot.com

You're welcome, I love you too.

Slightly restoring my faith in humankind

Robert Smith, I want your babies?

Jade Puget, Davey Havok.

So, CexCells is amazing... though the booklet art is slightly disturbing.
And I don't even like electronic music.


MY FUCKING MP3-PLAYER FUCKING STOPPED MOTHERFUCKING WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I apologize for the language, readers. Wait, no I don't. If there are kids reading this then they should just leave, stupid kids deserve to be exposed to these things.)

This, on top of my already less-than-peachy mood reminds me, yet again, that it just isn't my day. EVER.

Don't buy an uber-expensive mp3 player, kids. It's just not worth it. Fucking A.

So, now I bet I'll somehow have to find my proof of purchase thingy and receipt. This is the second time my device needs repair. IN 6 MONTHS!!!

I'm fucking suing Toshiba for manufacturing this (beautiful) piece of crap and selling it for 100 times more that it's worth.

Raise your hand if you'll need therapy after this.








*Raises hand*

37mm

Do you fall too?
Everytime that I...
Yes, I fall.
...Everytime that I
Do you want ...
Have you ever fallen?
..to fall into me?


Q: Did it hurt?
A: What?
Q:When you fell from the sky?


Q:Will you have sex with me? No? Well then, rape it is!

I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away.

Never fade away.

I'm convulsing.

"God", I feel so sick.


This song means so much to me; I'm dedicating it to the people I love. You should know who you are.
So listen carefully.




So I'm not coming back. Questions? You're entitled to as many as you've got. But send them in a Myspace MESSAGE (not a comment) and I'll answer when I can.

I'm sorry.

6 to 8

Six figures enter; they've come to destroy the world.
They've called together this storm almost every night.
I awake in another place.
A familiar voice with a stranger's face speaks more unheard words.
What new friends will the day bring?
One for one thousand acquainted.
What new home will the night bring?
When it all comes down you just throw the bones.
On the way I saw five hours of sleep but your fire makes it all worth while.
On the way I wrote words for you to keep.
On the way, I saw myself.
Lost myself along the way.

MadTV is the shit.

the killing lights

It's killing time again.

Put on your face and let's pretend,

These killing lights won't kill us all again.

3 AM on the city street,

When the air is sweet,

I have had my mouthful

But it seems that outside the screen

Such a pretty face often will look dreadful...

It's killing time again.

Cover your face and we'll pretend,

these killing lights won't kill us all again.

Funniest video ever.