12/19/2007
Stinky fridge.
My refrigerator smells like ass. I'm pretty sure there's a dead mouse behind there somewhere. Fucking. Gross. This place needs a thorough winter cleaning, pronto.
12/16/2007
"Blair Jay"
Jay is hilarious!
And here, my pretties, is his glorious blog: http://jaybrannan.blogspot.com
And here, my pretties, is his glorious blog: http://jaybrannan.blogspot.com
12/15/2007
IMPEACH Dick Cheney!
We are being abused by the current Administration. It needs to end NOW. Wake up. React. DO SOMETHING.
"The charges are too serious to ignore. There is credible evidence that the Vice President abused the power of his office, and not only brought us into an unneccesary war but violated the civil liberties and privacy of American citizens. It is the constitutional duty of Congress to hold impeachment hearings."
www.wexlerwantshearings.com
Join Congressman Wexler's call for the impeachment of Vice President Dick Cheney. Sign the petition.
"The charges are too serious to ignore. There is credible evidence that the Vice President abused the power of his office, and not only brought us into an unneccesary war but violated the civil liberties and privacy of American citizens. It is the constitutional duty of Congress to hold impeachment hearings."
www.wexlerwantshearings.com
The fuck.
My mom eats really bullshitty food (even for breakfast), and yet continues to complain about her growing waistline?
Explain that one to me.
Also, I'm petitioning for 'loud chewing' and 'fork-biting' to be considered criminal offenses. (Violators will be shot.)
Explain that one to me.
Also, I'm petitioning for 'loud chewing' and 'fork-biting' to be considered criminal offenses. (Violators will be shot.)
The displaced of New Orleans - 'The Big Easy'
I'm posting this because I feel like I should. I NEED to.
As you may or may not know, 2005's Hurricane Katrina has left thousands of New Orleans residents homeless and living in tents, under highways and anywhere they can seek some form of shelter. This alone is fucking devastating. We should all be outraged at a government that denies its citizens shelter.
Whether you're rich, poor, dark-skinned, or white as vanilla ice cream, shelter is a
BASIC. FUCKING. RIGHT.
Along with food and water, this is what we as humans need to survive.
Well, not only is the government refusing to shelter its citizens, it has also made plans to demolish the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) trailers which have provided shelter to 50,000 families affected by Hurricane Katrina.
Not only that, but now the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development wants to demolish about 4,500 public housing units at four of the city’s largest complexes and replace them with mixed-income neighborhoods.
Instead of remodeling existing public housing, new units will be erected a available to 'mixed-income' families. (read: the new housing units will be so expensive, only middle and upper-class citizens can afford to live there)
Do you know what I call this?
I call it RICH PEOPLE FUCKING OVER POOR PEOPLE .
And this isn't the first time it's happened. The wealthy have in recent years made a point of buying up property in traditionally low-income, inner-city neighborhoods, only to resell it to wealthy investors looking to reside in the heart of 'downtown'.
More displaced, poor homeless people. The government couldn't give a shit less.
As you may or may not know, 2005's Hurricane Katrina has left thousands of New Orleans residents homeless and living in tents, under highways and anywhere they can seek some form of shelter. This alone is fucking devastating. We should all be outraged at a government that denies its citizens shelter.
Whether you're rich, poor, dark-skinned, or white as vanilla ice cream, shelter is a
BASIC. FUCKING. RIGHT.
Along with food and water, this is what we as humans need to survive.
Well, not only is the government refusing to shelter its citizens, it has also made plans to demolish the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) trailers which have provided shelter to 50,000 families affected by Hurricane Katrina.
Not only that, but now the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development wants to demolish about 4,500 public housing units at four of the city’s largest complexes and replace them with mixed-income neighborhoods.
Instead of remodeling existing public housing, new units will be erected a available to 'mixed-income' families. (read: the new housing units will be so expensive, only middle and upper-class citizens can afford to live there)
Do you know what I call this?
I call it RICH PEOPLE FUCKING OVER POOR PEOPLE .
And this isn't the first time it's happened. The wealthy have in recent years made a point of buying up property in traditionally low-income, inner-city neighborhoods, only to resell it to wealthy investors looking to reside in the heart of 'downtown'.
More displaced, poor homeless people. The government couldn't give a shit less.
Here's the wonderful Feministe blog entry regarding these issues.
12/10/2007
Until a few years ago, gay sex was illegal in the U.S.
Did you know that sodomy (any sexual act which does not lead to procreation) was illegal in several of the "United" States prior to 2003? Yeah, really.
In fact, in Idaho one could receive a sentence of life imprisonment for sodomy (including buttsex). This would be funny if it weren't so fucking twisted and unfair. Link, baby.
This video clip excerpt from Michal Moore's (former) program 'The Awful Truth' is old, but still neat. Check it.
In fact, in Idaho one could receive a sentence of life imprisonment for sodomy (including buttsex). This would be funny if it weren't so fucking twisted and unfair. Link, baby.
This video clip excerpt from Michal Moore's (former) program 'The Awful Truth' is old, but still neat. Check it.
12/06/2007
Sherri Shepherd is a fucking twat.
Remind me what the fuck she's doing on TV again?
Aside from not knowing whether or not the earth is flat and believing that NOTHING existed before the birth of christ (and thus disregarding the entire first testament of her beloved fictitious novel), the dumbass now exclaims that "OMGZ NO BOI BE ALLOWED WEAR NO DRESS IN MY HAUS!!!!!11111eleventy-one!!!11",
I fucking hate her. Everytime I watch her my IQ drops a few points. COMPLETE MORONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE.
How funny would it be if her hand got stuck in a blender tomorrow? Oh, come one... you'd be happy too.
Aside from not knowing whether or not the earth is flat and believing that NOTHING existed before the birth of christ (and thus disregarding the entire first testament of her beloved fictitious novel), the dumbass now exclaims that "OMGZ NO BOI BE ALLOWED WEAR NO DRESS IN MY HAUS!!!!!11111eleventy-one!!!11",
I fucking hate her. Everytime I watch her my IQ drops a few points. COMPLETE MORONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE.
How funny would it be if her hand got stuck in a blender tomorrow? Oh, come one... you'd be happy too.
12/04/2007
The madness never ends!!!
I had to post this.
Aside from our president being a lying fraud on the issue of Iran's nuclear weapons program, I've got even MORE shittery to inform you of.
Aside from our president being a lying fraud on the issue of Iran's nuclear weapons program, I've got even MORE shittery to inform you of.
The Texas Education Agency has fired its top science advisor because she promotes evolution.
Yep. You read that right. She was FIRED for advocating EVOLUTION... you know, that myth only atheist heathens believe?
Seriously. The United States is THAT far behind... you can lose your job for saying that evolution is in fact true. What kind of backwards nation am I living in?
(Click the links, bitchez.)
Thanks, Shakes!
12/02/2007
Don't move to the United States. Ever.
Hey, guess what? I've got PROOF the United States sucks. Don't move here. Move to Canada.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/4/82551/91265
Here are a few excerpts, but visit the link for more.
Bush: 62,027,582 votes. Kerry: 59,026,003 votes. Number of eligible voters who didn't show up: 79,279,000. That's more than a third. Way more. If more than a third of Iraqis don't show for their election, no country in the world will think that election legitimate.
Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe.
"U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower". Been to Mexico lately? Does it look "developed" to you? Yet it's the only "developed" country to score lower in childhood poverty.
"The U.S. and South Africa are the only two developed countries in the world that do not provide health care for all their citizens".
WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND. Holy shit. London, here I come.
Lack of health insurance coverage causes 18,000 unnecessary American deaths a year. (That's six times the number of people killed on 9/11.)
(But it's okay, because the government hates poor people anyway.)
"The International Adult Literacy Survey...found that Americans with less than nine years of education 'score worse than virtually all of the other countries'"
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/4/82551/91265
Here are a few excerpts, but visit the link for more.
Bush: 62,027,582 votes. Kerry: 59,026,003 votes. Number of eligible voters who didn't show up: 79,279,000. That's more than a third. Way more. If more than a third of Iraqis don't show for their election, no country in the world will think that election legitimate.
Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe.
"U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower". Been to Mexico lately? Does it look "developed" to you? Yet it's the only "developed" country to score lower in childhood poverty.
"The U.S. and South Africa are the only two developed countries in the world that do not provide health care for all their citizens".
WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND. Holy shit. London, here I come.
Lack of health insurance coverage causes 18,000 unnecessary American deaths a year. (That's six times the number of people killed on 9/11.)
(But it's okay, because the government hates poor people anyway.)
"The International Adult Literacy Survey...found that Americans with less than nine years of education 'score worse than virtually all of the other countries'"
When your government is out to get you...
So, I know I haven't posted in a month. SORRY!
Um, let's see... yesterday I took my SAT and it was nowhere near as horrible as expected. Thankfully. Today I need to order some new skateboard stuff... so I can skate before it snows.
My hair is LONG, people! Anyway, I felt the need to post today, so here goes.
As hopefully everyone knows, in the United States, nearly half of the population lacks health insurance, making it nearly impossible for them go to the doctor for checkups or (for example) afford care prior to an accident.
Well, two days ago, a man held several people hostage at a Hillary Clinton campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire... with what seemed to be a bomb strapped to his chest (but turned out to be road flares). SHOCK! HORROR! Yes, what this person did is terrible, and the ordeal was certainly traumatic for everyone involved. But what's even worse, is the reason for which the hostage-taker committed this crime. It was merely as a last resort, it seems.
The reason was that Leeland Eisenberg, 46, merely NEEDED psychiatric care and was unable to receive it due to his financial status. THIS MAN CANNOT AFFORD PROPER CARE.
This country breeds criminals out of poverty and lack of healthcare and financial aid from the government. This is a lesson in how NOT to run a nation, people.
Anyway, here's the link: http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/12/02/america/clinton.php
Um, let's see... yesterday I took my SAT and it was nowhere near as horrible as expected. Thankfully. Today I need to order some new skateboard stuff... so I can skate before it snows.
My hair is LONG, people! Anyway, I felt the need to post today, so here goes.
As hopefully everyone knows, in the United States, nearly half of the population lacks health insurance, making it nearly impossible for them go to the doctor for checkups or (for example) afford care prior to an accident.
Well, two days ago, a man held several people hostage at a Hillary Clinton campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire... with what seemed to be a bomb strapped to his chest (but turned out to be road flares). SHOCK! HORROR! Yes, what this person did is terrible, and the ordeal was certainly traumatic for everyone involved. But what's even worse, is the reason for which the hostage-taker committed this crime. It was merely as a last resort, it seems.
The reason was that Leeland Eisenberg, 46, merely NEEDED psychiatric care and was unable to receive it due to his financial status. THIS MAN CANNOT AFFORD PROPER CARE.
This country breeds criminals out of poverty and lack of healthcare and financial aid from the government. This is a lesson in how NOT to run a nation, people.
Anyway, here's the link: http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/12/02/america/clinton.php
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